Fleabag: The Scriptures

The complete Fleabag. Every Word. Every Side-eye. Every Fox. Fleabag: The Scriptures includes new writing from Phoebe Waller-Bridge alongside the filming scripts and the never-before-seen stage directions from the Golden Globe, Emmy and BAFTA winning series. `Perfect` - Guardian `Perfect` - Daily Telegraph `Perfect` - Stylist `Perfect` - Independent `Perfect` - Evening Standard `Perfect` - Metro `Perfect` - Irish Times `Perfect` - RTE `Perfect` - Spectator `Perfect` Refinery29 `Perfect` Catholic Herald `Perfection` Financial Times *** HAIRDRESSER NO. (pointing to Claire) That is EXACTLY what she asked for. FLEABAG No it`s not. We want compensation. HAIRDRESSER Claire? CLAIRE I`ve got two important meetings and I look like a pencil. HAIRDRESSER NO. Don`t blame me for your bad choices. Hair isn`t everything. FLEABAG Wow. HAIRDRESSER What? FLEABAG Hair. Is. Everything. We wish it wasn`t so we could actually think about something else occasionally. But it is. It`s the difference between a good day and a bad day. We`re meant to think that it is a symbol of power, a symbol of fertility, some people are exploited for it and it pays your fucking bills. Hair is everything, Anthony.